Use your tie as wallet, your money is safe there. Have you ever heard a thief asking "give me your tie too?".

Make a joke to the thief that steals your wallet. Keep piece of paper with the following text in your wallet: "We are the police, you got caught!" (read more)

Reaching out to those people who go over board on Christmas decorations. What about Christmas lights that go on cars? Be the first one in your neighborhood to have the newest thing! The lights could be battery operated or plug into the dash. They would have special clips that make it easy to line your car doors, roof, hood, bumper . . . go crazy!

Q: How did the ghost free the mummy that was locked en a crypt?

A: Boolean Code

I know its cheesy and maybe only a computer geek would understand the joke. But the idea came to me while my boyfriend was programming.

What if all yoga classes and teachers had to teach you how to lick your elbow with your tongue? I think that would be great and hilarious.

I mean, if they ask you to bring your legs behind your head and do all those stretchy crazy stuff, why can't they teach you how to lick your elbow with your tongue? No? Why not? Try it! (read more)